Dillons

"If it handed out organs to dying people, it'd be Donor Tree. Unfortunately it doesn't. And with all the money it generates, it totally could. Or at least pay the employees better so they're not so..."

"It gets hot here in the summer, but you can stay Kohl for the summer by shopping at Kohl's for the summer. We don't really like this store, and honestly the nice stuff is not as cheap as they..."