Red Roof Inn

"There are cockroaches in my room, deep gashes in my TV screen, endless paint scuffs and a hole in my walls, my bedside light fixture and charging ports don't work, and there's not even an alarm..."

"I believe this is the only time I have given a Red Roof just two stars. Then again, I see plenty of one-star reviews, including at least one of those cliched "If I could give it zero stars, I..."